What Would You Need to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

One man, a bag of Doritos, and his closest undead friends

Crunch all you want. We’ll breed more.

By Jeffrey Bishop

We’ve all played the game:

What one food would you want to have if it was the only food you could have for the rest of your life? Steak and Shake Double ‘N Cheese Steakburger.

Who is the one person you would want you want to have with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?  Jesus.  Besides being omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent and pretty much omni-everything, He’s a fantastic storyteller.  And our Saviour (NOT insignificant, on or off a deserted island).

What one weapon would you want to have should Red Dawn come to pass?  Nerf Alpha Trooper CS-18, but with real killing power, red dot sight, rapid fire and unlimited ammo.

What one thing would you want to have to survive the Zombie Apocalypse?  Either the Nerf Alpha for realz.  OR a bag of Doritos.

Given the right circumstances, not one of these is a rhetorical question.  Just ask Jeff Tilden, another metro St. Louisan who, along with his buddy Garrett Zaviglia and other living and undead friends, are vying for cash, fame and Super Bowl stardom for their 30-second spot with their take on the last scenario.

Click here to view all the contenders; Tilden’s vid — Dawn of the Last Dorito — is currently the top-rated at 3 1/2 stars and with more than 3,500 views.  Cast your vote and help them stay on top of the pile … of zombie horde corpses and of competitor videos!


Copyright 2012

~ by Random Handyman on November 13, 2012.

One Response to “What Would You Need to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?”

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